bogleech:

What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”

What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

a reminder that mental illnesses are actual life-altering disorders and not quirky or cute fashion accessories 

whutetdew:

maliciousmelons:

“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.

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coastides:

mbf coastides

first 5+ to reblog 

some solos and lists

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